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001. Real name → Vlad Ionuţ Sporea
002. Nickname → Vladdyboy, Veeboy, v33b, Vlad the 1mp4l3r, I am known by many names.
003. Status → An Atavistic Embryo covered in paper tissues.
004. Zodiac sign → Virgo
005. Male or female → ♂
006. Elementary → My dear Watson.
007. Middle School → Here we call it Secondary.
008. High School → Advanced Secondary.
009. Smart → I are so smart! S-M-R-T Oh... Shi-!!
010. Hair color → Erm, is Bronze a haircolour?
011. Long or short → Schlort
012. Loud or Quiet →

Both (at the SAEM TIIIEEEMM! )
013. Sweats or Jeans → ripped jeans (sewn back together)
014. Phone or Camera → Camera... I hate cell phones.
015. Health freak → Apparently, no
016. Drink or Smoke? →

Or into Dope, or try no Coke, you ask me how I do it, I cope. My only addiction happens to be on-

017. Do you have a crush on someone? → the female species.
018. Eat or Drink → I eat a round like sushi. Sometimes more than I need to. OMNOMNOMNOM
019. Piercings → none yet, tongue would be a good place.
020. Tattoos → Nope!
FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → ^look above moron^
024. First best friend → Reyaz (is that even a name)
025. First award → ermm... I once... shit I failed,
026. First crush → does your mom count?
027. First pet → Hamster
028. First big vacation → immigrated, here!
030. First big birthday → August 26 1990... it was wonderful! I think.
CURRENTLY:
049. Eating A lion's heart, to gain its courage
050. Drinking → Spice Coffee!!!?
052. I'm about to → Continue answering your questions, Officer!
053. Listening to → the Thermostat buzzing
055. Waiting for →
a beautiful maiden to come down from the Heavens and give me her hand in marriage, live forever in a bacon-filled castle in Switzerland and ride ostriches that can take us to work and to other planets, during the weekends. YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → probably adopt.
059. Want to get married? → ^see above statements^
060. Careers in mind → Cartoonist, Concept Artist, Demiurge, Leader of the People.
WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL?
068. Lips or eyes → preferably having all the facial features of a human being.
070. Shorter or taller? → as long as I don't have to bend over/climb on to her to kiss her
072. Romantic or spontaneous → Aren't those the same thing? Spontaneous?
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Sexy Pituitary gland, no, really, I like the stomach.
074. Sensitive or loud → Can she be sensitive?
075. Hook-up or relationship →
Bacon-filled... CASTLE077. Trouble maker or hesitant → I really don't know.
HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → Yes, fuck, I'm still trying to find them (they're not on my head)
081. Ran away from home → Nope, just long walks.
084. Broken someones heart → Ever broken someone's arm?
085. Been arrested → No, and I'm telling you, I'm sober right now! Officer!
087. Cried when someone died → Grandma!!! geez, thanks for bringing me down, man.
DO YOU BELIEVE:
089. Yourself → Nope, I have undeniable proof that I don't exist and/or have extremely Low Self-Esteem
090. Miracles → Nope, but I do believe in Luck
091. Love at first sight →
Like when you feel butterflies in your stomach, your heart racing at 100 miles a minute and knowing you'd be in love with this girl for the rest of your life? ... pffft no.
092. Heaven → Hell
093. Santa clause → Ω
094. Sex on the first date → from a hooker? yes.
095. Kiss on the first date → without it there should not be any second date. >

or depends,
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Does my wee little kitty cat count as a person? Whaddya mean no? racist.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → Honest to god, I've could've done alot better...
099. Do you believe in God → Well something created the universe, or the Universe in it entirety is God, yes, I believe in God, I just don't worship him.




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100. Post as 100 truths and tag → DO IT FAGGOT!